上星期六我抱了我的電腦去給人檢查，結果那位老哥說目前似乎沒有問題。阿不然是怎樣~ 之前一直不肯正常關機的呀! 突然就這樣好了喔...=.= 那之前的木馬...是被我掃掉了嗎= =? 靠杯~ 最好是死光了，不然下次就別出問題，因為我真的很缺錢~"~
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- Nov 22 Tue 2005 13:58
叮叮噹
- Nov 13 Sun 2005 14:51
hello~Yuki!
- Nov 11 Fri 2005 14:07
存檔中...當甘道夫遇上棒球
It’s eight o’clock in the Sunday morning. Sunday, it should be a beautiful day, a lazy day, and a good day for story-telling and meet some new people. I should move on to the next little dot on my map. But now, I have to go to the baseball field. It’s located just in front of my shelter, because I need to coach my little boys and get the little league championship ring. But, I don’t want to move my butt there and sit on the cold bench. Can you imagine that? A wizard, wise and powerful wizard, coaches a little league baseball team!
First time they asked me to be the coach of the team just because I used my power to trick them. They were on the field got beaten up badly by their opponent. It was 0-8. My sympathy in my nature could not stand it, so I used my power, just a little bit, to help them. A kid on the practice area saw it, he asked me to coach them and help them to win the championship. “Our last championship was 88 years ago!” He said. Man, I don’t understand the strategies of baseball at all. I enjoyed watching baseball but not as joyful as telling stories. You know, I am a wizard. I should travel around and study and solve people’s problems. “So solve our problem, then.” They said. This was a non-sense reason to persuade me. But again, my good nature made my head nodded itself. I am Gandolf the Wizard, helping people is part of my work. I promised them that I’ll just coach for a season.
First time they asked me to be the coach of the team just because I used my power to trick them. They were on the field got beaten up badly by their opponent. It was 0-8. My sympathy in my nature could not stand it, so I used my power, just a little bit, to help them. A kid on the practice area saw it, he asked me to coach them and help them to win the championship. “Our last championship was 88 years ago!” He said. Man, I don’t understand the strategies of baseball at all. I enjoyed watching baseball but not as joyful as telling stories. You know, I am a wizard. I should travel around and study and solve people’s problems. “So solve our problem, then.” They said. This was a non-sense reason to persuade me. But again, my good nature made my head nodded itself. I am Gandolf the Wizard, helping people is part of my work. I promised them that I’ll just coach for a season.
- Nov 08 Tue 2005 14:02
以汗水開始，用什麼結束?
國一開始看棒球，那時候棒球還未回春是沒人看的比賽。那時候有兩個聯盟，兩個我都有看，一個比較多老球員一個球員都很年輕，大多都是二十出頭剛當完兵，有的甚至沒剛兵。我比較長看那個年輕的聯盟，因為是他們讓我認識棒球這項運動。那時候我喜歡金剛隊，他們的贊助企業是媚登峰，所以他們叫做”媚登峰金剛”=.= 明明就該是很MAN的金剛卻冠上媚登峰三個字…另外還有雷公、太陽和勇士。金剛很強，連兩年拿總冠軍，他有聯盟一流的投手和打擊，其中我最喜歡左投黃欽智和左打陽森還有謝佳賢，另外有一個人我也很喜歡，他是雷公的王牌，他叫做林英傑。林三毛入伍前那一年很殺，他是金剛唯一的罩門，他的K功在那時期就很了得，勝投也是一個接一個，最喜歡看陽森和他的對決，一個棒子像麥芽糖一個球路犀利，獎落誰家看了才知道。
02年底台灣辦了世界盃全民陷入瘋狂，表姊不再說我看的是沒人在看的東西。隔年陽森和林英傑分別入伍，陽森是國手所以進入國軍隊，而林英傑卻沒有。之後兩聯盟合併，台灣大聯盟的四支球隊併成兩隊，排名第一第二的兩隊併成儀隊，三四名併成另一隊。我的金剛變成了太陽，而原本的太陽卻成了金剛。
02年底台灣辦了世界盃全民陷入瘋狂，表姊不再說我看的是沒人在看的東西。隔年陽森和林英傑分別入伍，陽森是國手所以進入國軍隊，而林英傑卻沒有。之後兩聯盟合併，台灣大聯盟的四支球隊併成兩隊，排名第一第二的兩隊併成儀隊，三四名併成另一隊。我的金剛變成了太陽，而原本的太陽卻成了金剛。
- Nov 07 Mon 2005 12:40
Religion
最近地理在上culture，religion算是culture的一部分。Riligion在美國是非常嚴肅的東西，甚至有的老師在課堂上不敢教，學生有的還不敢講。正確的態度是可以談可以講，但是要尊重，老師也不可以慫恿學生去信哪一個教。
- Oct 21 Fri 2005 12:42
Give Me the POWER!!!
- Oct 10 Mon 2005 12:12
諧星也是有煩憂的
我知道我是個有國際觀的諧星，從小就知道WTO是啥，知道世界的廣大而我們就像小蝦米漂浮在宇宙中。
加不加入WTO我其實不太在乎，連自己都不知道為啥會寫下去lllb 加入那組織後我的生活和之前並沒有差別，我照樣放學和麻糬吃雞排喝奶茶；我奶奶照樣早上上傳統市場；我媽下班照樣去黃昏市場，我弟照樣星期假日陪我媽去北醫買菜，WTO再我家一點影響力都沒有。我還是吃我的蓬萊米，喝我媽的四神湯，佩我外公從美濃送來的野蓮。外來的農業食品老實說…甘我啥事啊？
加不加入WTO我其實不太在乎，連自己都不知道為啥會寫下去lllb 加入那組織後我的生活和之前並沒有差別，我照樣放學和麻糬吃雞排喝奶茶；我奶奶照樣早上上傳統市場；我媽下班照樣去黃昏市場，我弟照樣星期假日陪我媽去北醫買菜，WTO再我家一點影響力都沒有。我還是吃我的蓬萊米，喝我媽的四神湯，佩我外公從美濃送來的野蓮。外來的農業食品老實說…甘我啥事啊？
- Oct 05 Wed 2005 12:10
聽說...我中毒了= =
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